Sunday, April 3, 2022

Sad Sack Farmer

 

 

Joe had been a farmer all his life, growing up on Grappa’s helper.  Joe learned to care for the land, for it was the source of the family livelihood. 

 

So when the electric pickups came out, Joe bought one, because he had heard it was good for the environment. 

 

The following year, electric tractors became avail be for farming.  Joe knew he had to have on to help the environment.  That winter, Joe went to the big city to look at the new electric tractors.  It was just over 250 mile trip to the city. Looking at the tractors, Joe decided which model he wanted. 

 

Going into the office, Joe filled out and signed all the paperwork.  The dealer said they would deliver the new tractor the following week.  All excited, Joe gets into his electric pick up for the trip home. 

 

Out on the road, Joe is as happy as can be.  It was a clear day, not a cloud overhead and the road is clear.  About two thirds of the way home, the pickup quit.  Looking at the charge meter, Joe saw he had run out of electricity. 

 

Coasting to the side of the road and on the shoulder, Joe parked.  Getting out, Joe climbed into the back of the pickup and uncovered the generator.  He gets the pickup plugged into the generator.  Gets in the pickup and lights up a cigarette to smoke while waiting for his electric truck to charge up. 

 

Finally, late that night Joe gets home with his charged up electric pick up.  Next morning as he was sitting at the table have coffee, a smile was pasted on Joe’s face.  His wife glances across the table at the big kid grin and smile’s back.  She says, “ Ya know, you’re going to have to get a bigger generator to keep the tractor charged up.”  Joe looks at, nods his, and tips the coffee cup back. 

 

Delivery day arrives and Joe’s chest is so big, it almost explodes.  Local paper folks had been told about the big day and were lined up in the yard. 

 

The semi rolls up and parks.  They proceed to unload the electric tractor, cameras were clicking and voices were abuzz.  Soon the tractor was parked in front of its new home and Joe’s face was beaming.  He was answering questions and pictures were being taken. 

 

With spring approaching Joe was itchy to try his new electric tractor in the field. Warm weather was rolling over the land and Joe had prepped his plow and off to the filed Joe and equipment went. 

 

Driving into the field, Joe set the plow in and began plowing.  Down the row Joe went, Tractor easing actors the dirt, Turing up fresh pled dirt.  Joe was so happy, but the ground was not ready yet.  At the end of the field, Joe stopped and parked for the day.  Getting in pickup, Joe went home.  

 

Couple days later, Joe returned to the field and got in his tractor to start plowing again.  Down the field they went, fresh dirt being turned and Joe sat there watching his daily program on TV.  After a few hours, Joe was startled out o his reverie as alarms and light galore went off.  Charge in the batteries was almost gone.  Joe was turning red as the electric tractor limped down to the end of the field. 

 

The charge was almost gone.  Joe gets into his pick up to go home and get the charger he had just bought.  Pulling out of the field, the yellow battery light came on is his pick up.  The battery charge in the pickup was almost gone.  Hoping he could get home, Joe and pick up rolled on.  About a half mile short of home the red light came on and Joe coasted to a stop on the edge of the road.  Joe gets his phone out and calls his wife and tells her what has happened.. 

 

The wife looks out the window and sees Joe walking towards the house.  Putting her work aside, the wife heads out to the shed to start the old utility tractor.  As she is backing out, Joe cams walking in and jumps on the tractor besides her. 

 

Out onto the road they turn and off to hook up to the pickup.  They get the pickup home and parked by its charging station.  Joe thanks his wife and gives her a hug.  Jumping on the tractor, he backs into the shed to hook up the new diesel generator.  Off to the field Joe heads to charge up his new electric tractor.